I. Am. Over. Whelmed.
I need two Cheries.
Cherie #1 will be in charge of taking care of the kiddos. She will snuggle them EVERY time they need it. She will sit on the floor and play toys with Lily at various times of the day and never be upset that said toys are spread throughout the house. She will coo and talk to Sawyer all day and have adequate milk supply given that she isn't stressed. She will make amazing, healthy dinners, and delicious desserts that Cherie #1 and Cherie #2 will not gorge themselves on. She will not mind that she has to get up at multiple times during the night to take care of not only baby boy but a toddler who STILL cannot seem to sleep through the night well. She will also be allowed to nap with the children during their naptimes and have time to do dishes before 9:00 at night.
Cherie #2 will be in charge of getting the house deep cleaned, packed, and ready for showing in a week. She will paint the entire house, clean up toys, and she will get rid of all those dusty spots in the house. She will have the bookshelf that was built a month ago painted, and she will fold the laundry without letting it sit in the dryer and multiple laundry baskets for 3 days. She will use all her spare time to lend Keith #1 a hand so he isn't as stressed.
I need two Keiths.
Keith #1 will spend all his time getting the house ready for sale. He will also NOT break his finger doing it (poor real Keith and his giant swollen finger).
Keith #2 will spend all his time looking for jobs, applying to school and trying to figure out what is next on the agenda for our family.
I do NOT need two Lilys or Sawyers. One of each is sufficient.
